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Bernard, it's nearly on. Come on!

2
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What's on?

3
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It. Come on!

4
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You're happy? You're happy now?

5
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Here's your goddamn book store.

6
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Nya-nya-nya-nya-nya!

7
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You got anything on armouries,
weaponry, that kind of thing?

8
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Military History is on your right.

9
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I don't want your little history
grotto. I want modern warfare.

10
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Infrared, fallout, kill zones.

11
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If you need any help, fire a couple
of rounds into the ceiling(!)

12
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Bernard!

13
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Agh!

14
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£30.

15
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Hey, that's expensive!

16
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Will you shut up
and pay the Scotchman?

17
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Come, come... (GRUNTS)

18
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What?!

19
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Come on!

20
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It's Grand National day.
I've got us a runner each.

21
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That's what you spend your
pocket money on? Filthy gambling!

22
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It's a Grand National. It's a moment
when the whole nation comes together

23
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Like the opening
of a Richard Curtis movie,
or the hunt for a serial killer.

24
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I got us a runner each. You're
Inner Space and I'm Herr Schmidt.

25
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And they're off, look! Come on.

26
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Over they go. Come on, boy... girl
or whatever you are.

27
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Oh, he fell!

28
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What happens when they fall?

29
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They give 'em some oats
then shoot 'em in the head.

30
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But yours is still in.

31
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You put our money on
this circus of death. You disgust me!

32
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Come on! Come on, you...
No, no. Come on... you!

33
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TV: "8-1, it's the winner of
the Martell Grand National."

34
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Bernard, you came second
but I put on an each-way bet.
So that means you still win.

35
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I win? How much? How much?

36
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Let me see. Erm, 12-1
but it was each way so... (MUMBLES)

37
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£1.50!

38
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How do I collect it?

39
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You have to take the slip back.
I'll do it if you like.

40
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All right.

41
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Now listen.

42
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Huh?

43
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Don't...

44
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lose...

45
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this!

46
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Now, all I need is
some kind of system.

47
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There's only one system.

48
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Bet, lose, borrow,
steal, lose, take the drugs,

49
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lose, prison, death!

50
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Don't get pious. You started me off.

51
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That was just a flutter.
This is Satan's bingo!

52
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Well, I was born to win.

53
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Oh, yeah? All right. Heads or tails?

54
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Heads.

55
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All right, I'll give you that one.

56
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Here you go!

57
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Tails?

58
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Two kisses from Lady Luck.

59
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Now she'll knee you in the rattlers!

60
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Yeah, but sooner or later,...
I'll run out of money.

61
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andlt; Fran, got a pound?

62
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Can't waste money. Gotta get
a new outfit for my job interview.

63
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I am feeling confident.
I am gonna get this job!

64
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Dunno why you're going.
You don't stand a chance.

65
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You're unemployable.
I'd like to help but I can't
because you're so totally useless.

66
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You could let me do
a couple of days here. Then I can
tell then I'm currently working.

67
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We can work together. It'd be fun.

68
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Read glossy magazines and speculate
about famous people's sexuality.

69
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This place is already riddled
with life-sucking parasites.

70
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Oh, Bernard, give me a job!
Just till the interview.

71
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No, Fran, he's changed.
He's on the gee-gees now.

72
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Bernard.

73
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Bernard?

74
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I bet you

75
00:05:05,760 --> 00:05:10,040
20 quid, I'm so hopeless,
I never get another job ever.

76
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I'll give you a job.
You start tomorrow. Ha ha ha!

77
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Colleague.

78
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Co-worker.

79
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Right.

80
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You, keep an eye on her.
You, keep an eye on him.
I've got a universe to master.

81
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The boss is away. It gets better!

82
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I've brought croissants!

83
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Hooray!

84
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What did you see on TV last night?

85
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Didn't watch it. Don't watch
much TV. What about you?

86
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No. Wasn't much on.

87
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TV COMMENTARY

88
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"Please may I have a bet on
Via Appia in the Lingfield race
at 3.30 this afternoon?"

89
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"Thank you. I will bet £10
that this horse wins."

90
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"Here is my £10."

91
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"Thank you. I hope it wins.
Yours faithfully, Bernard Black."

92
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(ALL LAUGH)

93
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Now, this is the desk
and this is the chair.

94
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I know. Now, I thought -

95
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Don't interrupt.

96
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This is the till.
This stays on the desk.
The chair remains next to the desk.

97
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Stop! This is a woman who
ran her own business for years.
Come on, there's work to do.

98
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You're keen. I like that.

99
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But wait.

100
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This... is the book.

101
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When we make a sale,
it goes in the book.

102
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The title goes here, the cost here
and at the end of the day we add up.

103
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Where's the running total?

104
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What? You don't need it.

105
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We'll keep a running total.

106
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There's no column for it!

107
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Yes, there is!

108
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The book...! The book...!

109
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Come on, come on!

110
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Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes!

111
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Bastard!

112
00:08:02,040 --> 00:08:06,760
Bad day?

113
00:08:03,520 --> 00:08:06,760
No, it's good. I've had it with this.

114
00:08:06,760 --> 00:08:12,800
You haven't stuck anything on
Au Naturel in the five o'clock?

115
00:08:09,480 --> 00:08:12,800
No.

116
00:08:10,800 --> 00:08:12,800
Shame. Can't lose.

117
00:08:12,800 --> 00:08:14,800
Yeah, yeah(!)

118
00:08:20,160 --> 00:08:23,440
Why can't...? What way can't it lose?

119
00:08:23,440 --> 00:08:28,840
It loves the soft,
the jockey hasn't eaten anything
but minted peas for a month

120
00:08:28,840 --> 00:08:32,240
and they're trying
to put his house on the race.

121
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Au Naturel in the five o'clock.

122
00:08:38,200 --> 00:08:41,280
That's 100-1.

123
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What? No! No. No.

124
00:08:43,240 --> 00:08:46,760
Which horse, then?

125
00:08:44,960 --> 00:08:46,760
French Pie.

126
00:08:46,760 --> 00:08:50,760
You think it's the right decision
because you gave me that look.

127
00:08:50,760 --> 00:08:54,360
Wryly amused and
disgusted and depressed.

128
00:08:54,360 --> 00:08:56,360
There you go. French Pie.

129
00:08:56,920 --> 00:09:00,960
TV: "It's Au Naturel! Au Naturel's
the winner by six lengths."

130
00:09:00,960 --> 00:09:04,960
"And it's over to Newbury now
for the six o'clock."

131
00:09:05,880 --> 00:09:09,360
You should've listened.
Still, no big thing, eh?

132
00:09:12,880 --> 00:09:17,240
She drew a line in the book!

133
00:09:13,320 --> 00:09:17,240
He has no idea
what a running total is!

134
00:09:17,240 --> 00:09:22,680
Silence! Silence! Nobody can speak
unless they're holding this pencil.

135
00:09:23,240 --> 00:09:28,120
May I have the pencil, please?
I wish to speak.

136
00:09:28,520 --> 00:09:33,320
It came to my attention this morning,
while reviewing my portfolio,

137
00:09:33,520 --> 00:09:36,040
that I cannot afford two employees.

138
00:09:36,040 --> 00:09:41,000
He should go.

139
00:09:37,320 --> 00:09:41,000
That's not fair.

140
00:09:38,040 --> 00:09:41,000
An interesting situation!

141
00:09:42,720 --> 00:09:47,760
So you can have a week in which to
sell as many books as possible.

142
00:09:47,760 --> 00:09:52,720
Whoever sells the most
keeps the one job I am offering.

143
00:09:52,720 --> 00:09:58,880
That's me.

144
00:09:53,160 --> 00:09:58,880
It's not fair...

145
00:09:53,920 --> 00:09:58,880
And the most important point is,
whenever you see me -

146
00:09:58,880 --> 00:10:00,960
I can't stress this enough -

147
00:10:00,960 --> 00:10:02,960
you give me,

148
00:10:03,120 --> 00:10:06,120
immediately, all the money.

149
00:10:07,440 --> 00:10:12,440
what money looks like.

150
00:10:09,360 --> 00:10:12,440
She's messed up the whole system.

151
00:10:19,440 --> 00:10:23,480
It's unfair!

152
00:10:20,880 --> 00:10:23,480
You haven't laid down the rules.

153
00:10:40,800 --> 00:10:43,960
I saw her first.

154
00:10:41,920 --> 00:10:43,960
The bitch is mine.

155
00:10:44,120 --> 00:10:46,120
Aaagh!

156
00:10:47,520 --> 00:10:49,520
Hi. Can I help?

157
00:10:50,400 --> 00:10:55,600
I'm just looking for
a light holiday read.

158
00:10:53,120 --> 00:10:55,600
Perhaps these may appeal.

159
00:10:55,600 --> 00:10:57,600
Browse me.

160
00:11:30,520 --> 00:11:32,520
Money now!

161
00:11:41,080 --> 00:11:43,080
It's my interview tomorrow.

162
00:11:43,080 --> 00:11:47,400
We must shut the shop. It's not fair
if Manny can sell books when I'm out

163
00:11:45,920 --> 00:11:47,400
Objection.

164
00:11:47,720 --> 00:11:51,120
Upheld.
Books must be sold, money made.

165
00:11:51,160 --> 00:11:53,000
Ah! You're toast!

166
00:11:53,040 --> 00:11:56,040
T-O-E-A-R-S-T

167
00:11:56,040 --> 00:11:58,040
Toearst.

168
00:12:00,360 --> 00:12:02,360
All yours.

169
00:12:02,480 --> 00:12:05,960
What's the next race?

170
00:12:03,440 --> 00:12:05,960
There's none. We're closing now.

171
00:12:06,000 --> 00:12:08,360
I can't stop now. I'm winning.

172
00:12:08,360 --> 00:12:11,640
We'll make our own race,
you against Pat.

173
00:12:11,680 --> 00:12:17,320
Three times round the car park. I'll
put 60 quid on you. You look nippy.

174
00:12:14,280 --> 00:12:17,320
We're closing.

175
00:12:19,040 --> 00:12:21,200
It's always the same, isn't it?

176
00:12:21,240 --> 00:12:23,400
Just when you break your streak...

177
00:12:23,840 --> 00:12:28,920
D'you ever play poker?

178
00:12:25,360 --> 00:12:28,920
Huh? No. No, I can never remember
the rules.

179
00:12:31,200 --> 00:12:33,560
Although... No. No, I can't.

180
00:12:33,720 --> 00:12:38,520
Shame, there's a game on
tomorrow morning.

181
00:12:36,360 --> 00:12:38,520
Really? Where? Near? Far? Where?

182
00:12:39,360 --> 00:12:41,360
Just round the corner.

183
00:12:41,400 --> 00:12:44,200
You know Dante's Mini-Cabs?

184
00:12:42,400 --> 00:12:44,200
Yeah.

185
00:12:44,200 --> 00:12:47,120
It's big money. 9am. See you there.

186
00:12:54,680 --> 00:13:00,440
Who knows how to play poker?

187
00:12:56,240 --> 00:13:00,440
Me.

188
00:12:56,880 --> 00:13:00,440
Good! You're gonna teach me.
I've got 12 hours to learn.

189
00:13:00,480 --> 00:13:05,720
Who's got a deck of cards?

190
00:13:01,320 --> 00:13:05,720
I've got an old pack in my room.

191
00:13:03,200 --> 00:13:05,720
You play, too. Who's doing nothing?

192
00:13:07,440 --> 00:13:10,000
Great! You can fetch the cards.

193
00:13:10,040 --> 00:13:11,520
And then...

194
00:13:11,840 --> 00:13:14,040
I have spoken!

195
00:13:19,320 --> 00:13:21,840
OK! The first thing about poker...

196
00:13:21,880 --> 00:13:25,760
Before we start, we need whiskey,
and background jazz.

197
00:13:25,800 --> 00:13:28,320
You, Mr Guy. Whiskey, jazz.

198
00:13:30,400 --> 00:13:35,200
Right. I've got a seven,
a two, two queens and a nine.

199
00:13:35,920 --> 00:13:38,040
Well, I've got an ace!

200
00:13:38,720 --> 00:13:43,080
And?

201
00:13:39,600 --> 00:13:43,080
And a king! And a two! And a seven!

202
00:13:43,280 --> 00:13:45,920
And Mrs Bun, the baker's wife.

203
00:13:56,480 --> 00:13:58,480


204
00:14:00,200 --> 00:14:02,720
We'll say Mrs Bun is an ace for now.

205
00:14:02,760 --> 00:14:04,760
Ha! I win!

206
00:14:05,560 --> 00:14:07,800
No, I win. I've got three of a kind.

207
00:14:07,960 --> 00:14:12,320
What's that?

208
00:14:09,640 --> 00:14:12,320
A pair, two pair, three of a kind,

209
00:14:12,360 --> 00:14:16,960
a run, a flush, full house, four of
a kind, straight flush, royal flush.

210
00:14:14,960 --> 00:14:16,960
How do you know?

211
00:14:16,960 --> 00:14:22,080
Granddad. Then Granny taught me how
to cheat before she got shot in Reno

212
00:14:22,240 --> 00:14:26,120
Show me how to cheat. It's quicker.

213
00:14:23,640 --> 00:14:26,120
It's not. You have to rig the deck.

214
00:14:41,240 --> 00:14:44,320
You try.

215
00:14:42,240 --> 00:14:44,320
Yeah, well...

216
00:14:44,320 --> 00:14:46,880
That looked pretty easy, actually.

217
00:14:48,960 --> 00:14:50,840
All that and... andgt;

218
00:15:26,840 --> 00:15:29,240
Bernard, in you come.

219
00:15:30,240 --> 00:15:32,440
Everyone, this is Bernard.

220
00:15:32,480 --> 00:15:34,760
Bernard, this is everyone.

221
00:15:34,800 --> 00:15:37,280
This is Mickey "One Eye" Swain.

222
00:15:37,480 --> 00:15:39,720
"Undertaker" Jones.

223
00:15:39,960 --> 00:15:42,360
Lily "The Dazzler" Thompson.

224
00:15:42,400 --> 00:15:48,200
Jimmy "The Illustrated
Blind Solid Silver Bitch"
Stakopopolips III.

225
00:15:48,240 --> 00:15:49,760
Hi!

226
00:15:49,760 --> 00:15:53,120
And this is Dave "Mouse Ears" Smith.

227
00:15:58,400 --> 00:16:02,320
Dealer's choice. We'll play
Lebanese southern cross.

228
00:16:02,360 --> 00:16:06,280
40/80 the ante.
Fives and twos are wilds.

229
00:16:06,320 --> 00:16:10,440
No showboatin', coffee-housin',
aunties' drawers.

230
00:16:10,480 --> 00:16:14,760
Minimum three aces to start.
Minimum bet, one ton. Let's play.

231
00:16:15,760 --> 00:16:21,400
I don't know if I'm ready for this.

232
00:16:17,440 --> 00:16:21,400
Make sure I can see your cards,
then I'll tell you when to bet.

233
00:16:21,440 --> 00:16:23,200
Would you?

234
00:16:24,800 --> 00:16:27,320
Thanks very much. Call again.

235
00:16:30,520 --> 00:16:33,000
Ah. Did you win or lose?

236
00:16:33,080 --> 00:16:35,280
It's hard to say.

237
00:16:35,320 --> 00:16:40,360
All right. Have you got
more money or less money?

238
00:16:38,560 --> 00:16:40,360
That's complicated.

239
00:16:40,640 --> 00:16:44,120
Have you got no money?

240
00:16:44,760 --> 00:16:50,120
What is the problem?

241
00:16:45,840 --> 00:16:50,120
No problem. If you want to put
on a bet of £1, that's fine.

242
00:16:50,160 --> 00:16:52,360
I'll be glad to accept that bet

243
00:16:52,400 --> 00:16:55,800
as soon as you can
find the other 93p.

244
00:16:58,800 --> 00:17:01,880
Bernard. Next game, 3 o'clock today.

245
00:17:02,040 --> 00:17:04,120
No. Forget it. I'm cleaned out.

246
00:17:04,160 --> 00:17:10,520
That's no a big thing. Let's
nip to my office, we'll have
a diet yogurt and maybe I can help.

247
00:17:10,800 --> 00:17:13,240
No, I couldn't do that, no.

248
00:17:22,200 --> 00:17:24,760
The thing is, you need a bankroll.

249
00:17:24,760 --> 00:17:29,080
I had some good cards. Just not
in the right hand or the right order.

250
00:17:29,120 --> 00:17:35,120
Your moves were amazin'.
You kept losin' but kept goin'.
That's what makes a gambler.

251
00:17:35,160 --> 00:17:37,160
That crowd were scared.

252
00:17:37,320 --> 00:17:42,280
They had a nickname for you as soon
as you left. Usually it takes years

253
00:17:42,320 --> 00:17:44,400
What, like Tex or Doc or...?

254
00:17:44,440 --> 00:17:47,840
No. They call you "The Gold Mine".

255
00:17:49,960 --> 00:17:53,560
Now, Bernard, I can help you,
but I need some cover.

256
00:17:53,600 --> 00:17:55,720
I don't have a car or anything.

257
00:17:55,760 --> 00:18:00,240
Do you have any stock?

258
00:17:57,160 --> 00:18:00,240
Or business concern?

259
00:18:00,560 --> 00:18:02,960
I didn't know... A shop?

260
00:18:03,560 --> 00:18:05,560
Would the shop do?

261
00:18:05,920 --> 00:18:08,240
Well, seeing as it's you.

262
00:18:09,200 --> 00:18:11,200
Sign there.

263
00:18:11,840 --> 00:18:14,440
How much should I borrow? 1,000?

264
00:18:14,480 --> 00:18:16,720
Or 10,000.

265
00:18:16,760 --> 00:18:19,000
Or 10... 10,000.

266
00:18:28,080 --> 00:18:30,320
Get out, we're closed.

267
00:18:30,360 --> 00:18:34,400
Oh, it's you. Sorry.

268
00:18:32,160 --> 00:18:34,400
Why aren't you selling any books?

269
00:18:34,440 --> 00:18:36,800
My head'll explode if we do.

270
00:18:39,960 --> 00:18:42,360
You know what Bernard's done?

271
00:18:42,360 --> 00:18:45,920
He's played us off against each
other to feed his filthy habit.

272
00:18:45,920 --> 00:18:48,080
You're right.

273
00:18:48,120 --> 00:18:52,320
How was the job interview?

274
00:18:49,320 --> 00:18:52,320
Oh... Un-brilliant.

275
00:18:52,360 --> 00:18:58,160
Staying awake till 8am,
drinking whiskey and teaching poker
was not strictly tactical.

276
00:18:58,880 --> 00:19:01,080
I fell asleep in the lobby.

277
00:19:01,200 --> 00:19:06,200
Well, at least you didn't punch
anyone and puke up in your handbag.

278
00:19:16,680 --> 00:19:18,160
Fold.

279
00:19:20,680 --> 00:19:22,160
Mm.

280
00:19:24,240 --> 00:19:26,520
OK. Er...

281
00:19:26,720 --> 00:19:28,720
A thousand?

282
00:19:29,640 --> 00:19:32,720
Call it.

283
00:19:34,000 --> 00:19:36,200
I'll call your grand.

284
00:19:36,360 --> 00:19:38,880
andlt; I'll call.

285
00:19:40,520 --> 00:19:42,000
(COUGHS)

286
00:19:47,040 --> 00:19:49,240
So, what have you got, big boy?

287
00:19:49,280 --> 00:19:51,480
These ones.

288
00:19:51,640 --> 00:19:53,640
(SNORTS)

289
00:19:54,800 --> 00:19:58,200
They won't beat a full house
- aces and sevens.

290
00:20:03,400 --> 00:20:05,080
Unlucky, Mouse.

291
00:20:05,080 --> 00:20:09,200
You out, then?

292
00:20:06,600 --> 00:20:09,200
No. Can you drop me another hundred?

293
00:20:09,240 --> 00:20:13,160
Piss off, Bernard.

294
00:20:10,600 --> 00:20:13,160
A hundred quid!

295
00:20:11,440 --> 00:20:13,160
No!

296
00:20:13,200 --> 00:20:15,800
You're out of the game now, Bernard.

297
00:20:15,840 --> 00:20:18,040
You've got six hours to pay.

298
00:20:18,080 --> 00:20:23,040
So, it's the ten grand,
plus 100% interest, that's 20.

299
00:20:23,080 --> 00:20:25,320
Or your shop, or your legs.

300
00:20:37,120 --> 00:20:41,280
You know what'll happen?
He'll come and say...

301
00:20:41,320 --> 00:20:44,800
(IRISH ACCENT) Fran, Manny! Help me.
Oi'm in trouble.

302
00:20:46,680 --> 00:20:54,320
Fran, Manny! Help me.

303
00:20:48,600 --> 00:20:54,320
You in some kind of trouble?

304
00:20:50,640 --> 00:20:54,320
Yeah. I have to find 20 grand!

305
00:20:54,480 --> 00:20:56,640
In the next six hours

306
00:20:56,640 --> 00:21:00,800
or, er, get evicted from my shop

307
00:21:00,840 --> 00:21:03,040
or my legs.

308
00:21:03,600 --> 00:21:07,600
So don't... For now, we'll just
think. We'll think and...

309
00:21:07,640 --> 00:21:09,760
Happy now? We've found it again!

310
00:21:09,800 --> 00:21:12,720
I don't like this book.
I want a refund.

311
00:21:12,760 --> 00:21:17,000
Go away, we're closed!
Bugger off back to Australia!

312
00:21:19,360 --> 00:21:21,560
What am I gonna do?

313
00:21:21,600 --> 00:21:26,280
Manny, d'you still have those
funny sunglasses from Whitstable?

314
00:21:26,280 --> 00:21:28,960
In the bathroom. Are they funny?

315
00:21:29,320 --> 00:21:34,040
I'm going to be made homeless
and short, and you're chatting!

316
00:21:32,520 --> 00:21:34,040
Relax!

317
00:21:34,760 --> 00:21:37,000
Everything's gonna be fine.

318
00:21:42,560 --> 00:21:47,640
(AMERICAN ACCENT) Look, a real
English bookie's. You happy now?

319
00:21:47,680 --> 00:21:52,360
All day long in Madame Tussaud's,
"I miss the action!" Yada yada.

320
00:21:52,760 --> 00:21:57,880
What's this? This is no good! What
is this with the tiny televisions?

321
00:21:57,920 --> 00:22:00,520
Let's go someplace we can play cards

322
00:22:00,560 --> 00:22:07,160
What you wanna play cards for?
You lose!

323
00:22:03,360 --> 00:22:07,160
Come on! I saw the Tower,
I saw the goddamn Queen!

324
00:22:07,200 --> 00:22:10,720
Hello. Sorry, I couldn't
help overhearing.

325
00:22:10,760 --> 00:22:14,320
If you're interested,
there's a game on this afternoon.

326
00:22:14,320 --> 00:22:18,360
Anything.
Anything to make him shut up.

327
00:22:18,400 --> 00:22:22,200
Could I sit in? I wanna make sure
he doesn't lose too much.

328
00:22:22,200 --> 00:22:26,120
100 grand here, 100 grand there.
It adds up!

329
00:22:24,120 --> 00:22:26,120
No problem.

330
00:22:34,600 --> 00:22:38,000
OK, you can have this,
on one condition.

331
00:22:38,040 --> 00:22:40,320
You never gamble again.

332
00:22:40,360 --> 00:22:44,080
OK. I won't! Give, give.

333
00:22:42,240 --> 00:22:44,080
Ah, ah, ah.

334
00:22:44,120 --> 00:22:47,680
You must swear from now on
you will lead a wholesome life.

335
00:22:47,720 --> 00:22:51,720
You will stick to a modest
range of breakfast wines.

336
00:22:52,440 --> 00:22:56,200
At table, you will use
at least a knife and a fork,

337
00:22:56,240 --> 00:23:00,240
and your hand will fondle
not card, nor dice, nor the gelding.

338
00:23:00,520 --> 00:23:02,360
OK! OK!

339
00:23:02,400 --> 00:23:08,200
I swear. Now, come on. I've got about
20 minutes before I'm scratching
my stumps in a cardboard box.

340
00:23:10,400 --> 00:23:14,560
Can I just say,
you were fantastic back there.

341
00:23:14,760 --> 00:23:18,760
Really?

342
00:23:15,240 --> 00:23:18,760
No, you were.

343
00:23:16,760 --> 00:23:18,760
You were the star.

344
00:23:18,920 --> 00:23:25,560
When I said, "What's that famous
clock by the river?" and you said...

345
00:23:22,560 --> 00:23:25,560
"Yeah, you know, Big Bill."

346
00:23:25,680 --> 00:23:27,680
That was class!

347
00:23:27,680 --> 00:23:31,480
And you, don't blow it.
Just act casual.

348
00:23:31,480 --> 00:23:35,160
They don't call me
"The Gold Mine" for nothing.

349
00:23:37,120 --> 00:23:41,240
19,980... 20,000. It's all there.

350
00:23:41,600 --> 00:23:43,600
Where did you get it all from?

351
00:23:44,520 --> 00:23:47,920
I broke my streak.
I got lucky on a horse.

352
00:23:48,320 --> 00:23:53,640
I'd better look out for it.
What's it called?

353
00:23:51,000 --> 00:23:53,640
Mm? Oh, what was it?

354
00:23:53,960 --> 00:23:55,680
Big Bill.

355
00:24:00,960 --> 00:24:03,960
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